Bert Stroganoff

BERT STROGANOFF or B.S. is one of, if not Columbia's most prolific celebrity. As an aclaimed actor, writer, and director, he is beloved, but never fills satisfied. He also fails to reach strong critical success, likely because of his tendancy to leave most of his work unfinished. He is the Chairman of Patriotisim in ChubChub's Cabinet

RELATIONSHIPS.

ChubChub: They have been best friends since childhood. They have conflicting schedules, but still remain close from a distance.

Mandy Stroganoff: Ex-Wife

Baby Stoganoff: Unacknowledged son.