Columbus

COLUMBUS or THE SPANIARD FROM BEYOND THE STARS is a extraterrestrial being that introduced the American population to Dream Weaving.

First Contact

Columbus first visited Earth sometime in the early 2000s. He wandered the Midwest until he was brought to Washington DC by the United States President. There Columbus met some of the greatest minds of the time inlcuding Stephen Hawking, Bill Gates, and Kanye West. After realizing how far technologically simple civilization was at the time, he traveled with his entourage to somewhere in Colorado, where he tought the politicians the process of Dream Weaving. Using Dream Catchers, mankind would be able to create anything that their minds could imagine.

It is not commonly known what exactly happened to Columbus after this day, as the government says little more than he returned to his home planet.

Alterior Motive

Sometime during Columbus' stay on the planet Earth, it was discovered that Columbus had another motive for gifting mankind Dream Weaving. Columbus was a soldier that was sent out into the far reaches of the universe to investigate devolping worlds. The species Columbus, known as Colombians, belonged to teaches every civilization Dream Weaving so that they will quickly wipe themselves out and be of no threat to the Colombians. After this, mankind fought with valient effort to contain Columbus in the Dream Catcher he created for them. He was kept there for sometime, before an escape from capture showed the US government he was too dangerous to be kept alive. So he was swiftly recaptured and executed.

Remains of Columbus

Some of the pricest and most sought goods in the world of CARTOON CRAZY are the remains of Columbus, some of which hold mystical properties.

Here are some of them:

Skull of Columbus: Scattered somewhere among the estate of Lucifer Faustus Cain. It is about the size of a small house.

Dia-Mundo (or the Heartstone): Sunken at the bottom of the ocean among the wreckage of the Titanic 2.

The Holy Prepuce: Whereabouts Unknown